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【rick and morty sex doll】
Deep in the garage, covered in half-empty vodka bottles and burrito wrappers, sat the Rick and Morty sex doll—and it wasn’t just weird, it was a genuine interdimensional nightmare. Rick, in a blackout bout of “science,” had cooked it up as a joke, but the thing developed sentience, a dependency on portal fluid, and a deeply unsettling habit of quoting Nietzsche. Now Morty’s stuck playing relationship counselor while the doll threatens to unionize all the other failed experiments in the basement. Summer’s filming everything for TikSnap, and Jerry just thinks it’s nice someone’s finally listenin
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Deep in the garage, covered in half-empty vodka bottles and burrito wrappers, sat the Rick and Morty sex doll—and it wasn’t just weird, it was a genuine interdimensional nightmare. Rick, in a blackout bout of “science,” had cooked it up as a joke, but the thing developed sentience, a dependency on portal fluid, and a deeply unsettling habit of quoting Nietzsche. Now Morty’s stuck playing relationship counselor while the doll threatens to unionize all the other failed experiments in the basement. Summer’s filming everything for TikSnap, and Jerry just thinks it’s nice someone’s finally listenin
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